My pillow, My girlfriend?
Was swimming with Jit earlier and I was talking to him about how I could regard my pillow as my girlfriend if things don't work out.
Anyway, here's a list of why my pillow could take the place of my girlfriend:
- The clothes on her come off easily.
- The sight of her makes me want to join her in bed.
- She's the first thing I see and touch whenever I wake up in the morning.
- She's of low maintenance.
- She's ever obliging whenever I want a nice hug.
- She's always smelling good.
- She's ever faithful. Always at home, and I don't have to worry about her dating another guy.
- She's clean all the time, at least as clean as I am.
- She's shaven, too.
- She's ALWAYS waiting for me on the bed. :)
- She's a great pillar of support.
- She does a good job of putting me to sleep.
- She always feels smooth and can be rough whenever I want. (Pillowcase)
- She doesn't grumble or complain, not even when I drool on her.
- She doesn't reject a kiss, or for that matter, anything.
- She won't moan aloud.
And best of all, I could have as many pillows as I want! None of them will mind.
Anyway, here's a list of why my pillow could take the place of my girlfriend:
- The clothes on her come off easily.
- The sight of her makes me want to join her in bed.
- She's the first thing I see and touch whenever I wake up in the morning.
- She's of low maintenance.
- She's ever obliging whenever I want a nice hug.
- She's always smelling good.
- She's ever faithful. Always at home, and I don't have to worry about her dating another guy.
- She's clean all the time, at least as clean as I am.
- She's shaven, too.
- She's ALWAYS waiting for me on the bed. :)
- She's a great pillar of support.
- She does a good job of putting me to sleep.
- She always feels smooth and can be rough whenever I want. (Pillowcase)
- She doesn't grumble or complain, not even when I drool on her.
- She doesn't reject a kiss, or for that matter, anything.
- She won't moan aloud.
And best of all, I could have as many pillows as I want! None of them will mind.
